Very Short Stories #1

A writer's community on twitter has a fun exercise with very short story prompts, and I thought I'd share some of mine here:
5 kids get into some stuff. So when I tell you that a whisk in the hallway is not the most #rando thing I've found, trust that you do not want a follow-up question.
The trip had gone smoothly so far. Scheduled stops, no traffic, and the tunes were on point. But then the navigator grew #hangry and took us on a wild goose chase for the best grilled cheese sandwich. We never found it, and it took so long that the corpse began to stink.
"But I thought touching someone's face was a sweet thing to do?"
"Yes, lightly touching. But when you #facepalm someone else, that's called slapping, and it's very rude."